Time-Wasters Anonymous

A support group… for not leaving your screen.

Meeting Status: Not started Minutes Wasted: 0.0 Queue Position: — Hope: High

This meeting will start shortly. (This is a lie.)

Meeting Lobby

You can leave any time. (You won’t.)

Preparing meeting… 0%

Meeting Notes

Official record of your time being eaten.

Member Card

Congratulations. You joined a fake meeting.

Member ID: — Level: 0 Title: Visitor
Progress to Inner Peace 0 / 100

Tip: The “Try to leave” button is a trap. Obviously.